So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
kristin has been a bad kristin
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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