he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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