I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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