it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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