New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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