Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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