I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I'm so fucking centered right now
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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