i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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