I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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