don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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