dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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