Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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