He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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