I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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