and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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