oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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