So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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