The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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