you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I wish i was in the wii world.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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