guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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