Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
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Do I have a choice?
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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