I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my vag is so smooth its legendary
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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