Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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