Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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