Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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