And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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