talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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