Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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