bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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