i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
