no you cant smoke seaweed
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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