Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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