Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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