what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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