No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
high people should be assigned attendants
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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