STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Let's get the cat blown out
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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