Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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