he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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