girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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