On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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