Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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