yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
i think i just lost a toe
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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