I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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