Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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