I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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