Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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