Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I think my moral compass just broke
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