she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize