You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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