i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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