I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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