he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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