Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Drake has all the answers
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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