Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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